goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
How's work?
Spinning.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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