I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
After last night, I could never be a politician.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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