Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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