So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize