We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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