so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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