omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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