i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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