Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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