I need help removing her.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
