the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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