cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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