I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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