She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
