So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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