We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
love makes seman taste better
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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