oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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