Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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