We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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