Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
