I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
this just has baby written all over it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Drake has all the answers
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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