i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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