Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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