i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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