OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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