I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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