I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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