Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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