why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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