i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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