I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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