it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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