On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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