I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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