She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
There r osticjed everywhere
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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