i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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