Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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