Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Dick very happy bro
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
