so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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