She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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