if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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