he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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