I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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