Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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