we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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