He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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