no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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