sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just invented taco cereal.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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