she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
the day after is always just damage control
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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