I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
im on a boat
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