I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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