OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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