People in love make me want to vomit
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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