People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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